04 May 2009

One Dish for Sale


One Satellite Dish for sale!
One Satellite Dish for sale!
One colossal and ancient, black dish for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One person who will buy this old dish for sale,
This olossal and ancient, black dish for sale?

Seriously, if you want it, know someone who wants it AND can get it out of the ground and out of my backyard. 

It's yours... FOR FREE!!!

1 comment:

Seany said...

You should get rid of that before the radiation it pulls from the opposite side of the universe cooks the planet.